PRESS RELEASE

Discovery Networks, after much reflection on the popularity of its programming, has announced the creation of a new channel to join the team. The channel ‘Doomed Earth’ will be available to all cable providers and will follow in the great tradition of some of the Discovery Networks’ most popular programming. It will detail all the many ways our planet can be destroyed or rendered almost or entirely uninhabitable.

Discovery Networks has also released the titles of a number of the new specials and series which will comprise the content of the station. Such titles include:

Rocks from Space

Midwest Supervolcano

Chinese Megaearthquakes

Ring of Fire: World in Flames

Frozen Earth

Missing Bees: Food Chain Disaster

Rising Oceans

Pigs: Nature’s Bomb

When the Sun Dies

If the Moon Hits the Earth

Nuclear Meltdowns

If Gravity Just Shut Off

The Day the Sun Became a Black Hole

Aliens Attack

If Air Turned to Acid

Jupiter is Actually a Giant Monster, and it’s Angry

Your Own Body is Killing You

How We’re Ruining Everything

We’re All Going to Die

Run For Your Lives

Be Afraid

The Floor is Now Lava

The Universe Just Goddamn Hates Us

Disaster porn fetishists and End-of-Days criers can look forward to these and many more programs becoming available as the channel continues. Look forward to the various ways the world can end, coming early next year.