Recently, I've had to maintain a lot of beard for some television work, and this beard opened up a new opportunity for my friends.
My oldest and best friend, Ariel, began making moustache wax. You can buy some here.
As you may notice, I was hired to make some tutorial pictures and given carte blanche about the content.
This was her first mistake.
On that page are the approved pictures. What now follows is the full tutorial as I created with the assistance of the photography and ideas of my roommates.
STEP #1: ACQUIRE MOUSTACHE WAX
STEP #2: OPEN THE CONTAINER IN A MANLY FASHION
STEP #3: PINCH OFF A BIT OF WAX
STEP #4: RUB IT INTO YOUR FACE
STEP #5: MAKE IT SYMMETRICAL, NO ONE LIKES A SKEWED MOUSTACHE
STEP #6: ENJOY YOUR CLASSY NEW MOUSTACHE
STEP #7: POSE!
Reminder: I am a professional model. God help those that hire me.